Introducing the future of medicine...

Dr. Ben Daid's costume consists of:
A stuffed cat in one pocket--that's for a CAT scan
Mechanic's stethoscope and candy thermometer--cause you gotta work with what you've got
Eye protector with lights on the side--open MRI, of course
1/2 Band-aid--that's minor care
Full Band-aid--for major surgery only!

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